Join the big Ol’ Junk Club today! This ain’t no crappy e-mail list; unlike those dickheads at Hot Topic that used some cute scene girl to bait you into signing up for their spam list, I only send you GOOD shit and I only send it like three times a year. I mean, seriously, I’m way too lazy to e-mail you every day so don’t worry about that.
But wait, there’s more! I won’t send you a bunch of shitty e-mails, but I WILL send you:
- Free Merch! You’ll get a small gift like a sticker, patch, or something like that, FOR FREE.
- Free Music! You’ll receive in your confirmation e-mail a link and password to my members-only DropBox where you can download a bunch of my tunes FOR FREE. I’ve got a lot of my existing music there, plus some demos and works in progress, and it’s all yours for the taking.
- An Official Big Ol’ Junk Club Membership Card with your name & number on it, which will make you the envy of your friends, gain you invitations to special members-only rituals, and make you feel like a total badass.
Sign up right now! You’ll get the DropBox link immediately, and the free gift & membership card will follow in the postal mail within the next few days/weeks/months/years? Did I mention I’m lazy?